Posted at 10:00 on 17 Nov 2006 by Pandora / Blake
Last Saturday's antics were certainly memorable, but for various other reasons Mr. C and I didn't manage to sleep until about 6am, and the next day we were both completely dead. This wasn't a problem, however, as I've recently bought the new Battlestar Galactica - I'd seen it before, but neither of my lovely men had, so the three of us curled up on the sofa with duvets and pasta and beers and started working our way through Season 1.
Of course I have a ferocious crush on Starbuck which femsub wouldn't want a bit of rough and tumble with such a glorious, outrageous dyke, with that irrepressible grin and those fantastic biceps? I particularly love her with sunglasses and cigar, taking the piss out of her assembled pilots. And unlikely as it may be, I can't help but indulge in a few small fantasies about being one of her trainees - doing something particularly stupid or insolent, and being bent over with my hands braced against the wing of my Viper and receiving a sound whacking from an aggravated flight instructor. She'd definitely be a shouty spanker. Possibly while brandishing a cigarette in her other hand.
In fact, it's a pity that Crewman Specialist Cally, played by Nicki Clyne, isn't under Starbuck's jurisdiction. Now there is a girl who is gorgeous in a way that is undeniably spankable. I'm not sure what it is about her - her curves, her smile, the wide eyes or the cute schoolgirl fringe? Even though she's not one of the main characters, she instantly stands out as someone who would look wonderful over someone's knee. I wonder if we could persuade Ms. Clyne to branch out into acting in spanking films?