Posted at 11:01 on 21 Sep 2006 by Pandora / Blake
I was disappointed to see that none of my favourite spanking sites produced a piratical spanking movie in honour of Talk Like A Pirate Day yesterday. Surely pirates are ripe for CP scenarios. Prisoners, shipwrecks, bullwhips, keelhauling, captives, flogging, fencing, fighting, torture, revenge, giants, monsters, chases, escapes, true love ... I'm sure that most standard pirate films have a reference to CP in there somewhere (and I'm told there's a 1960s Italian film that really pushed the boat out, as it were, in that respect). If anyone knows of any spanking films with PIRATES in, feel free to point me at them - and if anyone's inclined to make one then I'm told I make a rather good wench :)
The thing that I enjoyed most of all the piratical material I happened across yesterday was this advert for how tampons should really be marketed. I liked the joke, but it was the text below the image that really got me. I want to be tied to the mast and flogged. Damnit.