
How to go swimming when you're marked
Posted at 19:25 on 20 Jul 2011 by Pandora / Blake
Tom took over responsibility for keeping track of my exercise routine the same week we went on holiday with Zille and Duncan. I didn't realise the potential clash until I was waiting for the bus on my way to the pool that Friday, and suddenly remembered that my arse and thighs were black and blue.
Shit! I couldn't believe this hadn't come up before, but I guess I don't mark easily these days, and the times I have must have been weeks I didn't manage to go swimming. I knew from catching sight of myself in the mirror that morning that underwear didn't cover these bruises, and neither would my swimming costume.
I considered my options.
1. Give up and go home.
Not really my style; also I'd already missed out on gym trips while on holiday, and today was my only chance to make good.
2. Try to find somewhere that would sell me some men's swimming trunks, and wear those over my costume.
Tricky. Time-consuming. Possibly expensive. Also would result in me looking daft and attracting attention, which wasn't really what I wanted. Besides, I'd heard horror stories of female friends who tried to swim in trunks being turned away from pools overly keen on enforcing gendered swimwear conventions. Could I risk it?
3. Brazen it out.
Perhaps I could ignore any worried looks and whispered remarks, and return any awkward questions with a withering glance and a "none of your business"?
4. Consult Twitter.
I opted for the latter. Halfway through composing a "help!" tweet, another possibility occurred to me:
5. Wrap towel around waist, over swimming costume, before leaving changing cubicle. Walk to pool thus protected. At poolside, whip off towel and dash into the water in one lightning move, and hope and pray that once I'm submerged no-one looks too closely.
It turned out I wasn't the first person to attempt this method, and after some reassurance from the hivemind I decided to risk it.
As far as I can tell, it worked fine. The entire time I was swimming I felt ever so self-conscious and convinced that everyone else was staring at me, but I was probably imagining it. And whether due to nervous energy or simply feeling refreshed after my holiday, I managed more lengths in my hour than usual, so that was a bonus.
When I was done, I climbed out of the pool and whisked the towel back off the hook and around my waist as quickly as possible, careful not to meet anyone's eye. I didn't get any comments, so I think I got away with it. The only downside was that by the time I'd showered (back decidedly to the wall!) and got back to the privacy of the cubicle, my towel was already wet through, which made drying a little awkward. Still, it's a small price to pay for having this much fun.
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I'm reminded of the time my partner's mum asked me about the scars on my arms, and I exchanged glances with my partner and said, "Yeah, that was a long time ago. When I was 15 I ... fell into a lot of blackberry bushes."
She picked up on my phrasing with what seemed like relief, and it wasn't for five minutes that I realised that she'd taken the cute euphemism at face value and hadn't actually picked up on the subtext at all. I guess if you haven't had any personal experience of something, you won't make assumptions.
Here's a horror story for you: my female friend is self-conscious about her body, and decided that rather than avoid swimming entirely, she would compromise by wearing long shorts over her swimsuit. They enabled her to feel a bit more comfortable about showing flesh off in public. However, her local pool refused to let her wear them. When she insisted, they banned her from the pool.
Really, all this would be so much easier if people were allowed to go swimming in more modest clothes if they wished!
On the other hand, of course everyone has a right to privacy, and I do wish women were given the option of more modest swimwear. And I can see an argument for saying that exposing marks from extreme kinky play in public is an invasive breach of boundaries - sexual practices are not acceptable public display, people around you did not consent to be involved in your kinky activities, and children use public swimming baths.
Clearly we need to have more kink-friendly, adult-only pools. That would make everything simpler!
Here's a horror story for you: my female friend is self-conscious about her body, and decided that rather than avoid swimming entirely, she would compromise by wearing long shorts over her swimsuit. They enabled her to feel a bit more comfortable about showing flesh off in public. However, her local pool refused to let her wear them. When she insisted, they banned her from the pool.
Really, all this would be so much easier if people were allowed to go swimming in more modest clothes if they wished!
On the other hand, of course everyone has a right to privacy, and I do wish women were given the option of more modest swimwear. And I can see an argument for saying that exposing marks from extreme kinky play in public is an invasive breach of boundaries - sexual practices are not acceptable public display, people around you did not consent to be involved in your kinky activities, and children use public swimming baths.
Clearly we need to have more kink-friendly, adult-only pools. That would make everything simpler!
Here's a horror story for you: my female friend is self-conscious about her body, and decided that rather than avoid swimming entirely, she would compromise by wearing long shorts over her swimsuit. They enabled her to feel a bit more comfortable about showing flesh off in public. However, her local pool refused to let her wear them. When she insisted, they banned her from the pool.
Really, all this would be so much easier if people were allowed to go swimming in more modest clothes if they wished!
On the other hand, of course everyone has a right to privacy, and I do wish women were given the option of more modest swimwear. And I can see an argument for saying that exposing marks from extreme kinky play in public is an invasive breach of boundaries - sexual practices are not acceptable public display, people around you did not consent to be involved in your kinky activities, and children use public swimming baths.
Clearly we need to have more kink-friendly, adult-only pools. That would make everything simpler!
On the other hand, of course everyone has a right to privacy, and I do wish women were given the option of more modest swimwear. And I can see an argument for saying that exposing marks from extreme kinky play in public is an invasive breach of boundaries - sexual practices are not acceptable public display, people around you did not consent to be involved in your kinky activities, and children use public swimming baths.
Clearly we need to have more kink-friendly, adult-only pools. That would make everything simpler!
On the other hand, of course everyone has a right to privacy, and I do wish women were given the option of more modest swimwear. And I can see an argument for saying that exposing marks from extreme kinky play in public is an invasive breach of boundaries - sexual practices are not acceptable public display, people around you did not consent to be involved in your kinky activities, and children use public swimming baths.
Clearly we need to have more kink-friendly, adult-only pools. That would make everything simpler!
On the other hand, of course everyone has a right to privacy, and I do wish women were given the option of more modest swimwear. And I can see an argument for saying that exposing marks from extreme kinky play in public is an invasive breach of boundaries - sexual practices are not acceptable public display, people around you did not consent to be involved in your kinky activities, and children use public swimming baths.
Clearly we need to have more kink-friendly, adult-only pools. That would make everything simpler!
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